South Carolina Jokes
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender
A short story…
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
How do you know when you’re staying in a South Carolina hotel?
"When you call the front desk and say "I’ve gotta leak in my sink."
and the person at the front desk says "go ahead".
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South Dakota Jokes
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Dumb South Dakota Laws
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
Spearfish
If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
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Texas Jokes
Texas: Si’ Hablo Ing’les (Yes, I Speak English)
Tall Tales
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on a lonesome Texas prarie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.
The first one says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands."
The second cowboy can’t stand to be bested. "Why that’s nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen-foot rattlesnake slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I’m still here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, silently stirring the coals with his hands.
A short story…
If a cowboy rode into town on Friday and left three days later on Friday. How the heck did it happen?
Answer: The horse’s name is Friday